who would name their kid zoey 101
Uhm……that was her room number not part of her name
why would her room number be zoey
me with daddie during a thunderstorm
me: *suckin dick*
thunder: *makes loud noise*
me: AAH! *hides in daddie’s foreskin*
2015 absolutely drained me. I need abouta 2 year long nap, see you in 2017, folks. don’t fucking vote for trump





